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Jaedong’s Leopold FC700R
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
Ok, so let me tell you a thing:
This is incredibly amazing, for 3 reason’s:
1: This is really cool of him and it’s actually funny.
2: THIS IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO DO!!!! Both Morally and Skill-wise (don’t worry we’re about to learn some amateur comedy theory, but don’t take it as gospel, as I’ve only been doing stand up for about 4-5 months now)
Morally- This is at the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, these roasts are notoriously racist, sexist, homophobic and all other sorts of bad things, 99% of the time at these roasts, the viewer never bats an eye, if they don’t like it, they just change the channel. And that’s ok. The people also getting roasted know what’s coming. So if Aziz had just kept his mouth shut, made some jokes about James Franco and sat down, no one would care about the roast 2 days after it had aired.
But Aziz said NO! Now biased me that I am, I’m going to assume this isn’t an overt political message (calling for direct change to policy tomorrow) or a publicity stunt (he could have said many different things if he had wanted to get more publicity out of this), but hey I’m biased. So the first thing about this all is that he has to call all of these professional roasters out on THEIR OWN SHOW! That’s basically going on a basketball court and saying Micheal Jordan or Lebron James is a terrible basketball player! (not the best analogy, a better one would be saying their technique for shooting the basketball is bad, but I digress)
Skill- Once Aziz has made the decision too call them out on their jokes, he then has to write what appears to be around 2-3 minutes worth of comedy about an INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC TOPIC, all WHILE ON STAGE FOR A TV SHOW! This is pressure like you have never felt.
Quick demonstration about this. I now want you to write a joke that uses up 30 seconds or more about hot dogs. You have 5 minutes, GO!
ok, time’s up! what do you have? anything? Would you be willing to go on Comedy Central and bet your career on the fact that what you just wrote is funny? Exactly, and his topic was WAY more specific and difficult to write about than hot dogs. That’s how skilled Aziz Ansari is. I love him <3
Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit.
They have Le Mis
They have the phantom of the opera
They have the adventures of sherlock holmes
They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books
They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.
I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA
you can get them here
I’m guessing this is not official? -Not even remotely.
There’s always gonna be a part of me that’s sloppy and dirty, but I like that, with all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself, fucker?!
BMW E92 M3
he’s so proud
Firefly Character Quotes → River Tam